The Empire of West Renard Valleys is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Okrith with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.198 billion Renards of West Valleys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zorro Of The North. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Renardian economy, worth 196 trillion Zorroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,321 Zorroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, artists are pillars of society, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Renard Valleys's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kythphrix.

West Renard Valleys is ranked 134,865^th in the world and 171^st in Astoria for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.04 kickbacks per hour.